How To Treat A Woman On A Date: The Basics

nickgerber:

nebraskagasm:

nickgerber:

vela:

choppinkarate:

vela:(via anthonymichaelrojas)

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
2. Be on time
3. Open her car door
4. Help her put her coat on
5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

I don’t care about having my chair pulled out for me. There should be another basic rule that says to be nice to other people. There’s nothing worse than being on a date with a guy who wants to pick on someone else in the restaurant or bash others. Gross.

here you go guys, ill give you the bare basics. fuck treating women like its medieval times. this is all you have to do. listen, respond intelligently, follow up to what theyre saying. dont talk about yourself until she brings it up and if she never does just fucking leave right then and there because shes more interested in herself than she ever will be in you. pursue interest in their passion. make lots of eye contact. get laid.

And order a bunch of appetizers. Mmm. MMM!

But what if you happen to be at Medieval Times? Then can we treat her like it’s medieval times?

Seriously, I don’t want to do the “I’m a nice guy but no girls like me routine.” I tried that in high school, and through college out of habit, and it doesn’t work. But who exactly are y’all dating?

I don’t know who you’re going for if the “Nice Guy” thing doesn’t work for you. Seriously… What’s happening is, you’re not the nice guy, you’re the unconfident guy who is nice. There’s a difference - the Nice Guy is fairly good with women, because he’s nice, but still has a spine and respect for himself. He sometimes explores the asshole side of himself, but only in extreme instances of self preservation.  The spineless guy whimpers and says “Nice guys finish last” on the first date which sends up red flares to the girl pretty much instantly, then follows up with “I’ll do anything for you” if he ever gets to a second date. Dude - slow it up. Be nice… follow the guidelines above, but don’t bring an engagement ring to the premier date.

Having said all that. Yes, it’s true girls are somehow drawn to assholes. I can’t explain it, but then again, I can’t explain gravity either - there’s a formula, I’m sure. But here’s the deal, the person that made this list made it about a person they just broke up with. Guys, smart ones, at least, by and large do these things. Then, girls get… I don’t want to say used to it, but they aren’t recognizing it every time it happens. Then guys stop doing it. Then girls get annoyed that the guy has stopped doing it. This all takes place at about the 6 month period. *Exiting Honeymoon Period* Then it’s up to you to decide if you can look beyond the minor little things each other do for one another to whether or not you actually, actually want to be with this person (if they’re compatible, make you excited, etc. etc.) The smart guys do keep on doing this, but they bring it back to date night specifically. If you did it every day - it’d be expected. Aaaaanyway… I guess what I’m trying to say is do nice things for each other. Respect each other. Turn your phones off when around each other. And everything is going to be good. Oh… and don’t be a dick to the weight staff. Yeah… boom. 

Girls… It’s science.

Well said, I was the spineless guy. Now I’m just a good guy.

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How To Treat A Woman On A Date: The Basics

nickgerber:

vela:

choppinkarate:

vela:(via anthonymichaelrojas)

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
2. Be on time
3. Open her car door
4. Help her put her coat on
5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

I don’t care about having my chair pulled out for me. There should be another basic rule that says to be nice to other people. There’s nothing worse than being on a date with a guy who wants to pick on someone else in the restaurant or bash others. Gross.

here you go guys, ill give you the bare basics. fuck treating women like its medieval times. this is all you have to do. listen, respond intelligently, follow up to what theyre saying. dont talk about yourself until she brings it up and if she never does just fucking leave right then and there because shes more interested in herself than she ever will be in you. pursue interest in their passion. make lots of eye contact. get laid.

And order a bunch of appetizers. Mmm. MMM!

But what if you happen to be at Medieval Times? Then can we treat her like it’s medieval times?

Seriously, I don’t want to do the “I’m a nice guy but no girls like me routine.” I tried that in high school, and through college out of habit, and it doesn’t work. But who exactly are y’all dating?

Reblogged from Shutter Chicago.

Bad Domain Names

snooz3r:

All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread…

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
   www.whorepresents.com/
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
   www.expertsexchange.com/
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
   www.penisland.net/
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
   www.therapistfinder.com/
5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company,
   www.powergenitalia.com/
6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
   www.molestationnursery.com/
7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there?s always
   www.ipanywhere.com/
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
   www.cummingfirst.com/
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
   www.speedofart.com/

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ascendingcoherence:

Fireworks of all kinds were legal back then in Nebraska, and the opening of the first fireworks stand at the edge of town meant infinitely more to me than the first crocuses did to the flower-worshipper, the robin to the bird-lover … well, you get the point.

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